{"product_id":"mewgenics-plush-mega-bundle","title":"Mewgenics Plush Mega Bundle","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item is on pre-order. This mammoth of a bundle will crush your personal space in Q4 2026.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHave you ever wanted a Mewgenics plush? What about 2? Maybe 3? 4? Rookie numbers. Weak. Get those puny little bundles out of here! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA brand-new, all-encompassing plush bundle has hit the scene, and it touts SEVEN, yes SEVEN, f\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eantastic plushes full of Mewgenics-y Goodness brought straight from your computer (and soon-to-be console!) screens to your outstretched, now over-capacity arms! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBelow is information on everything this bundle includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGuillotina\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: 16 rotund inches of pure kannabilistic kitty; it may not be best to leave your pets alone around this monstrous oversized plush! She even comes with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea detachable head\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e - for those times when she’s just eaten your party, and you want to even the score (Warning: Guillotina seems to have a habit of coming back even when her head is knocked off…)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMega-sized 16\" plush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetachable Head\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eZodiac\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: The fastest gunslinger this side of the desert, now in plush form! With \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea detachable hat and revolver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this stylish addition to your collection won’t shoot you just for moving, at least we think. Maybe he’d just run out of ammo when we were testing…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJumbo-sized 12\" plush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetachable Gun and Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDr. Beanies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: This mad scientist has somehow science’d his way to real life, though there appear to be a few complications on account of the fact that he is now a huggable, squeezable plush. Oh well, downside for him, upside for you, as now you can get one of your own!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJumbo-sized 12\" plush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetachable Remote\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGambit Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Take home your very own Gambit today! This cute kitty has a detachable die: Roll it and pray to the RNG gods that it’s only a one, or who knows what damage may be done to your house.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJumbo-sized 12\" plush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetachable D6\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSteven Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Time warp! Bend space and time itself, and add this opinionated fellow to your collection. Just be careful: He is always watching. He always knows when you save-scum.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJumbo-sized 12\" plush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe watches!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDybbuk Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Them bones them bones them… Boneless kitty plush? Doesn’t quite flow the same. Sadly, there are no bones included, but you can now take home your very own ghostly ball of cuddly haunting straight from the graveyard!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJumbo-sized 12\" plus\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo bones\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStacy Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: Black and better than ever! 6” of pure, adulterated, genetically modified cuteness! 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