Mewgenics Guillotina Plush
This item is on pre-order. Guillotina will roll through your neighborhood in Q4 2026.
16 rotund inches of pure kannabilistic kitty, it may not be best to leave your pets alone around this monstrous oversized plush! She even comes with a detachable head - for those times when she’s just eaten your party, and you want to even the score (Warning: Guillotina seems to have a habit of coming back even when her head is knocked off…)
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Mega-sized 16" plush
- Her head is detachable!!
I was trying to ship Guillotina in time for the summer, but she’s dummy thicc and the clap of her fat rolls can’t be shipped till the end of the year agagagag
This feline is relentless. All my cats keep on dying and I have to keep on adopting more from the street and the same is happening again (don't worry it isn't a skill issue I promise) . I tried to contact the Boom County local animal catcher and they are not responding! How insulting. Now this big cat has me hostage in my home I cannot do anything but feed her cats, and more cats! but at least she has a good signing voice. 10/10 would buy again.
she ATE them.
This biggie ate my game console can’t play mewgenics but I tried to play it in real life (photo is after I tried to beat Tina)
she will be here soon. i am happy. she was 70 dollars but it's okay. i will get a monstro card too, maybe i'll play the card game instead of letting it rot in my closet. joy!
Guillotina ate my PS5 controller but is very cool! 104/10
MY LIFE IS OVER BECAUSE OF HER, I AM CURRENTLY IN THE CORNER OF MY HOUSE AFRAID AND SHIVERING BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING TO EAT MY PLAYSTATION 5

















