Mewgenics Guillotina Plush
This item is on pre-order. Guillotina will roll through your neighborhood in Summer 2026.
16 rotund inches of pure kannabilistic kitty, it may not be best to leave your pets alone around this monstrous oversized plush! She even comes with a detachable head - for those times when she’s just eaten your party, and you want to even the score (Warning: Guillotina seems to have a habit of coming back even when her head is knocked off…)
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Mega-sized 16" plush
- Her head is detachable!!
This cat keeps eating all of my damn food! Though, I'll guess I'll recommend it if you want your entire fridge devoured by a glutton
Ate all my cats when I left them alone with her, but she was singing a pretty good song so i don't mind
Highly recommended but anytime I go to sleep, I keep waking up to her sleeping outside my door covered in blood and stray cat fur. Get ready to use a lot of wet wipes - she's messier than barbecue night.
The plushie came in and it was very cool but why does it look like its rotting?
I wouldn’t suggest placing her in a house occupied with cats. I spent most of the afternoon looking for my little Horacio. It did not take long to determine where he had ended up.
Overall, great product! Totally game accurate! Five stars for accuracy, one fewer star for peace of mind!
10/10 would buy again
It made me feel like I was really there!
She ate my car :(








