This item is on pre-order. This mammoth of a bundle will crush your personal space in Q4 2026.

Have you ever wanted a Mewgenics plush? What about 2? Maybe 3? 4? Rookie numbers. Weak. Get those puny little bundles out of here! 

A brand-new, all-encompassing plush bundle has hit the scene, and it touts SEVEN, yes SEVEN, fantastic plushes full of Mewgenics-y Goodness brought straight from your computer (and soon-to-be console!) screens to your outstretched, now over-capacity arms! 

Below is information on everything this bundle includes:

Guillotina: 16 rotund inches of pure kannabilistic kitty; it may not be best to leave your pets alone around this monstrous oversized plush! She even comes witha detachable head - for those times when she’s just eaten your party, and you want to even the score (Warning: Guillotina seems to have a habit of coming back even when her head is knocked off…)

• Mega-sized 16" plush

• Detachable Head
  
  

Zodiac: The fastest gunslinger this side of the desert, now in plush form! Witha detachable hat and revolver, this stylish addition to your collection won’t shoot you just for moving, at least we think. Maybe he’d just run out of ammo when we were testing…

• Jumbo-sized 12" plush

• Detachable Gun and Hat
  
  

Dr. Beanies: This mad scientist has somehow science’d his way to real life, though there appear to be a few complications on account of the fact that he is now a huggable, squeezable plush. Oh well, downside for him, upside for you, as now you can get one of your own!

• Jumbo-sized 12" plush

• Detachable Remote
  
  

Gambit Plush: Take home your very own Gambit today! This cute kitty has a detachable die: Roll it and pray to the RNG gods that it’s only a one, or who knows what damage may be done to your house.

• Jumbo-sized 12" plush

• Detachable D6
  
  

Steven Plush: Time warp! Bend space and time itself, and add this opinionated fellow to your collection. Just be careful: He is always watching. He always knows when you save-scum.

• Jumbo-sized 12" plush

• He watches!
  
  

Dybbuk Plush: Them bones them bones them… Boneless kitty plush? Doesn’t quite flow the same. Sadly, there are no bones included, but you can now take home your very own ghostly ball of cuddly haunting straight from the graveyard!

• Jumbo-sized 12" plus

• No bones

Stacy Plush: Black and better than ever! 6” of pure, adulterated, genetically modified cuteness! Get two (heads) for the price of one and add this mew-gnificent squishy companion to your life.