Mewgenics Guillotina Plush

Name: Mewgenics Guillotina Plush
Brand: Maestro Media
SKU: MMMEWPLUSH02
Price: 44.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.98 (43 reviews)

$44.99 USD

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This item is on pre-order. Guillotina will roll through your neighborhood in Q4 2026.

16 rotund inches of pure kannabilistic kitty, it may not be best to leave your pets alone around this monstrous oversized plush! She even comes with a detachable head - for those times when she’s just eaten your party, and you want to even the score (Warning: Guillotina seems to have a habit of coming back even when her head is knocked off…)

Mega-sized 16" plush
Her head is detachable!!

fat ass cat snuck in my shoping cart

all i wanted was my jiggly jhons then this mega fatty cat came up and shot me with a fortnight nerf gun and snuck in my basket so yeah

stupid ahh cat

ALL SHE DOES IS EAT ALL MY FOOD, SLEEP, and she almost ate my precious bunny churro. besides that shes pretty cute, and her theme is a bop so 5 stars.

Edmund me Man

I was trying to ship Guillotina in time for the summer, but she’s dummy thicc and the clap of her fat rolls can’t be shipped till the end of the year agagagag

EDMUND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHIP THESES

I NEED MY TINA RIGHT MEOW

I tried everything my cats are gone. ;-;

This feline is relentless. All my cats keep on dying and I have to keep on adopting more from the street and the same is happening again (don't worry it isn't a skill issue I promise) . I tried to contact the Boom County local animal catcher and they are not responding! How insulting. Now this big cat has me hostage in my home I cannot do anything but feed her cats, and more cats! but at least she has a good signing voice. 10/10 would buy again.

imminent

she ATE them.

Big round blue cat

This biggie ate my game console can’t play mewgenics but I tried to play it in real life (photo is after I tried to beat Tina)

soon

she will be here soon. i am happy. she was 70 dollars but it's okay. i will get a monstro card too, maybe i'll play the card game instead of letting it rot in my closet. joy!