Mewgenics Guillotina Plush
This item is on pre-order. Guillotina will roll through your neighborhood in Summer 2026.
16 rotund inches of pure kannabilistic kitty, it may not be best to leave your pets alone around this monstrous oversized plush! She even comes with a detachable head - for those times when she’s just eaten your party, and you want to even the score (Warning: Guillotina seems to have a habit of coming back even when her head is knocked off…)
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Mega-sized 16" plush
- Her head is detachable!!
MY LIFE IS OVER BECAUSE OF HER, I AM CURRENTLY IN THE CORNER OF MY HOUSE AFRAID AND SHIVERING BECAUSE SHE IS TRYING TO EAT MY PLAYSTATION 5
It ate my cats my house my wife and my neighbors when I blinked. Theme absolutely bangs tho so I'll let it slide
For some reason when my Guillotina came in the mail (she broke my mailbox tryingto fit inside it), she was completely green and had an amazing singing voice. Super confused but not complaining.
THIS FAT FUCKING CAT ATE ALL MY FRIENDS AND SHE ATE ME! NOW IM TRAPPED IN HER STOMACH, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gillotina has taken a kideney from me is not event here but the shipping cost are alredy leaving me near bankaropcy,
Me invade una tristeza terrible
Why is she so fat she ate all my cats
remember that this is a cat. you freaks BETTER not do anything to this feline
















